ASTRO TRAVELLIN

close your mouth, speak your mindArchive

happiest:

do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time

(via blaccxhollywood)

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

(Source: urbxngod, via hotboyproblems)

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via relateible)

astrolily:

juipiter:
I know

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via orgasm)

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

image

image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice, via unescapable)

Friend: go ask

Me: no you go ask

Friend: no you

Me: fine can i have ketchup

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

(Source: guy, via hotboyproblems)

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:


becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit
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